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DIARYLAND MOON MISSION SUCCESSFUL

      

 Astronauts from Diaryland made a successful landing on the moon yesterday, claiming it for our nation.
The moon was previously occupied by the USA, but was easily taken by Diaryland astronauts.
Pictured left, an astronaut salutes our flag after removing its predecessor, effectively eliminating US resistance on the moon.
Despite being the first moon landing since 1972, this space mission is also remarkable in being the first to have an all-female crew.
In a press release earlier today, the Diaryland Space Project director claimed that Diaryland intended to keep a permanent presence on the moon. "The moon is only our first conquest." she said. She then added "Please don't quote me on that".
It remains to be seen how the global community will react to this conquest of the moon, particularly the USA who previously occupied it.
Diaryland officials have yet to release any details of what plans they have for the moon.