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	DIARYLAND MOON MISSION SUCCESSFUL Astronauts from Diaryland made a successful landing on the moon yesterday, claiming it for... more>> NEGOTIATIONS WITH SEALAND FAIL Diplomatic negotiations between Diaryland and the nation of Sealand broke down earlier... more>> DIARYLAND DISPLAYS NUCLEAR SUPERIORITY Until now, Diaryland's nuclear armaments have been restricted to rumour, however, since the... more>>
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	RUMOURS OF SECRET ARMY DENIED A Diaryland government spokesperson today denied allegations that Diaryland was building a secret army of ninjas. When questioned, their secretary of defense said "I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of an army of ninjas, nor can I confirm or deny that we have genetically modified war elephants with bullet-proof skin." The secretary declined to make further comment. USA EXPRESSES "CONCERNS" OVER MOON CONQUEST The President of the USA spoke today concerning Diaryland's successful invasion of the moon, claiming that it constitutes an invasion of US territory. In response, a Diaryland representative said "Oh yeah? If they want it so bad, why don't they come and TAKE it?".